LAST MINUTE DOUSHEBAG'S

For most of my adult life I've been a restaurant manager. I have managed deli's, bakery's and a pizza joint. One thing I could never understand is, why do folks love to pile into any restaurant within the last hour or last thirty minutes that they're open!!!! The funny thing is these are usually the same folks who are scared to death that someone inside is going to spit in their food. Well, I WONDER WHY? I know some smart ass who has never worked in a restaurant is saying, 'you're still open'....well yes, but that last hour is usually used for cleanup purposes, not to run around like a chicken with his head cut off just to make your special order. The folks who wait till the last minute are the ones who want to change all the toppings, or ask dumb questions. FYI- when all the lights are out, that normally means the place is closed for business! I NEVER go to place to eat within an hour of closing time, I just see it as a sign of respect to others on their job! I'm sure you wouldn't want me to show up at your desk with work for you, an hour before your shift is done. Just something to think about on your next late nite dinner outing. And NO, I have never spit in someone else's food. KARMA IS MUTHA........!