R.I.P SHON COOKE

Through all the jibber jabber and overendulging convoy over LBJ6 and D-Wade, a couple of small but huge things seem to have slipped some minds. For starters, why are Joe Johnson and Chris Bosh even asking for max money? You say you want to win, but yet you want a team to over pay you and lose the ability to put anyone else worth a damn around you, and you can't carry a team by yourself!! Neither one of you! You averaged 12pts in the playoffs last year Joe! Sorry, but you're not worth 119 MILLIE over 6yrs. As for you Chris, have you ever even been involved in a playoff game? MAX PLAYERS carry their teams to the playoffs BY THEMSELVES!!

NEXT! These are the best players in the world, and everyone keeps talking about them joining forces like the Fantastic Four or something! Being that they are the best in the world, I don't care if they're best friends or not LBJ6 and D-WADE will not be on the same team outside of ALL STAR GAMES and the OLYMPIC'S. But Bosh and Wade or LBJ6 and Bosh is a different story. These guys had a meetings and they talked about how to better themselves for sure, but they also talked about how to helped the league as well! While I love the sound of LBJ6/AMARE/MELLO in NY in a couple of years, I don't see it happening either. Because the sound of LBJ6/Bosh in Cleveland battling D-Wade/Rose/Noah in Chicago sounds better. Two hometown guys leading their hometeams and giving the league a hugh lift. And you still got the Big Four in Boston and possible AMARE/MELLO/ in NY after next season. The East would be back in tact. If Cleveland was smart, they would add T-Mac while everyone is sleeping!! But if my theory is wrong, LBJ6 AND D-WADE in Chicago would be the second coming of DA BULLS, but I just can't see LBJ6 going to Wade for help to win a title. But yet we dog Bret Favre and MJ about hurting their legacy! C'MON MAN!!!!

Just remember these guys want to win, but it means nothing to beat a team of nobody's! They can't all be on the same team! And no Championship will ever mean as much to LBJ6 if he not only wins it in Cleveland, but shares it with them as well!! Wade got Miami a Trophy, now it's time to go home! And while I KNOW you ain't worth the money Joe, just like Pac said, 'I Ain't Mad At Ya...Got Nothing But Love For Ya Boy...Do Ya Thang'.

LAST MINUTE DOUSHEBAG'S

For most of my adult life I've been a restaurant manager. I have managed deli's, bakery's and a pizza joint. One thing I could never understand is, why do folks love to pile into any restaurant within the last hour or last thirty minutes that they're open!!!! The funny thing is these are usually the same folks who are scared to death that someone inside is going to spit in their food. Well, I WONDER WHY? I know some smart ass who has never worked in a restaurant is saying, 'you're still open'....well yes, but that last hour is usually used for cleanup purposes, not to run around like a chicken with his head cut off just to make your special order. The folks who wait till the last minute are the ones who want to change all the toppings, or ask dumb questions. FYI- when all the lights are out, that normally means the place is closed for business! I NEVER go to place to eat within an hour of closing time, I just see it as a sign of respect to others on their job! I'm sure you wouldn't want me to show up at your desk with work for you, an hour before your shift is done. Just something to think about on your next late nite dinner outing. And NO, I have never spit in someone else's food. KARMA IS MUTHA........!